Alright Walking Dead…who did it? Who murdered Karen and Random Other Guy then burned their bodies with gasoline? Also, who’s feeding the walkers at the fence. More importantly, who’s feeding them the rat’s head then discarding the rest of the body. There are starving walkers in Africa that would kill for that rat ya know. You should be grateful. Anyways, here are some of the candidates:
We haven’t seen the guy all season. Is this the way he makes his return? Breaking in late at night, feeding zombies some rat heads through the fence. Maybe hiding out in the prison during by day and burning people with gasoline by night. It would make for a hell of a comeback. Improbable that he would exact his revenge via feeding the walkers then killing off sick people but a comeback nonetheless.
He IS the resident doctor and would have had full access to them if he wanted. He knows he could go at any second and wants a safe (other than the zombie apocalypse) world for his daughter. Plus, he’s at that age where he can get away with anything. Are we really going to get mad at him? He probably went into an Alzheimer’s induced trance and thought the walkers were pigeons and the rats were seed. He was probably wishing he was sitting on a park bench. Ohh Hershel, you’re such a rascal!
Remember last season when he gunned that dude down and didn’t even blink. He’s shown he’s capable of killing living people. On top of that he’s a teenager and probably thinks he knows everything. I could see the reasoning going something like this. “What should I do? My dad gave my gun back so he basically said it’s fair game to kill people again. And Karen and Random Guy ARE sick. Whatever, I’ll just stab them in the head burn them with gasoline. That’s way more fun than farming or feeding rats to zombies anyway. I miss Hot Topic.”
Remember when Carol sucked and just got in the way all the time. Well, now she’s a bad bitch. Maybe even too bad if you catch my drift. She kills dying dad’s by day and breeds an army of children by night. It’s just a matter of time before she takes over the prison with the teenybobber Gestapo. Heil Carol!
Little girl with daddy issues
When her dad died and it was up to her to keep him from reanimating she choked like Tim Duncan on a 2 foot putback in Game 7. Then later in the episode her little sister said “She’s not weak….she’s just messed up”? WTF does that even mean? Did she say it because her tiny child brain lacked the vocabulary to really describe her sister or is that girl truly “messed up”. Like giving zombies names and playfully watching them outside the fence like they’re puppies at a pet store “messed up”? Like feeding rats to zombies through the fence “messed up”? Like Carol has been training me to be General of the Teenybobber Gestapo “messed up”? I think this would be a great twist. But then again, we already have a half-psycho child with Carl. Add one more and we’re in Children of the Corn territory.
Last but not least…
Maybe Karen did it herself
Remember when she didn’t go back to Tyrese’s room that night? Maybe she just isn’t in to dark meat. And let’s be honest. Tyreese was coming on a little strong wasn’t he? And with Facebook a distant memory maybe this is how you officially end things in the zombie apocalypse. Statuses be damned I’ll just drag myself outside and light up, that should send a message. So sorry Tyrese, she doesn’t want to be with you, TAKE A HINT!
If you missed Talking Dead they previewed a scene that had “7,500” zombie extras according to some official makeup artist from the show. Looked crazy. Enjoy next week!
 Not including random guy with doctor knowledge from earlier in the episode. Why isn’t that guy head doctor? Why is one-legged, veterinarian Hershel still the resident expert on human health when we have a real life, people doctor in the prison now? I don’t know why I’m complaining, I love Hershel, he’s so wise.
 Pfft, teens.
 You’d be surprised how hard it is to successfully Google her name.
 She did this in the season opener.